Drunken Aussies

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081204/od_nm/us_breathtest

The drinking is so bad there that they are considering having politicians take a breath test for alcohol before entering the legislature. Apparently drunken law writing is frowned upon.

well...that seems to be all that happens in the wa

Whats wrong with dirty dancing with your work mates?

I started to reply, but I realized that I had no words. Jesus, go do what you want, but some of us are creeped out by the old guys hitting on us (which happened last night more than I even care to share).

A "friend" moving back to TX for his girlfriend in two weeks made it clear that he wanted me. And he's about 20 years my elder. And, he knows I'm dating his friend.

Creepy!

Ewwwww
haha you should see our politicians too =P
sooo ugly.
Rev pulls old guys =P

It's one of those situations where you don't date for what seems like forever and then 80 guys come after you all at once. At last count I think I was up to 5 serious pursuits. It's like you guys can smell other people's interest!

Now Im slightly different, Ive just split with my long term girlfriend, and was hoping for some no strings action... but less then 2 weeks later, I have 3 lasses that I fancy, making themselves known to me...
Now, what do I do?
Go with the younger geek Iv been flirting with all week.
Go with the younger black lass (I call her Black Betty) that Ive fancied for a while, and was snogging for two hours tonight.
Go with the older girl I have met twice, but play on the internet 24/7 with, who happens to live 250miles from me...
Or, none of the above, stay single, and enjoy!

Help!! lol

Giving up on Poto so easily? I would have expected more from you.

Why can't you have all three? One lives far enough to just be a booty call every now and then. Flirting is fun but not automatically ensuring access to "other" things, and obviously Black Betty is interested.

As long as everyone knows, I see nothing wrong with it. Personally, I find it just makes them try harder to "win"!

Oh yes I forgot..
Or there's Poto, and her kinky and fiesty ways, god I want her so much!

haha Rev you playa!
The lass who lives away and I have agreed we are gonna keep getting it on with other people, and quieten down with each other when one has a relationship..

But I can't do that to the other two, they both work with me and are kinda friends lol God I hate women XD like bloody lions!

No offence to the lasses here!

Second time this week (or is it third) I've been called a playa...Hmmm...Should I take offense or be flattered? Haven't decided.

haha compliment

revolutionary times wrote:

Second time this week (or is it third) I've been called a playa...Hmmm...Should I take offense or be flattered? Haven't decided.

flattered! for sure.


anyway, i'm with rev. why should you have to choose just yet? you never know how things will develop, so there's no point in making a decision right now.

Although the working with both does complicate things. I say stick to two...the long distance girl and one of your coworkers. Or better yet, get a life out of the office and find someone else!

It aint an office... Im a security guard at a superstore

So it's on you late night shifts, eh?

my exact thoughts rev =D

Is Betty good at kissing?
i say pick the good looker =D
or the more talented one =P
(now i have the stereotypical male comment out of the way)

My personal opinion is keep all three at the risk of losing two.
Keep two and be fine (internet and one from work)
Wait and see how things grow.
If you have just come from a serious relationship i say just look for the fun

Lol... the problem is....
I hate being single, it's lonely
I hate playing the field, no real happiness
I hate being in a relationship, they all seem to suck!

Aparently... I was Betty's first kiss (She aint really called Betty, though she is really black ) But she was ok

I have made my desicion..... Im going with the Geek! lol i have been flirting and texting her 24/7 over the last 2 weeks, my phone bill is going to be SO high! lol
I'm going to be really cheesy/romantic, and ask her out on Christmas day.
But how do I tell Betty? lol

Enh...Just tell her. Most people, despite the fear, prefer the straight truth. It's hard for most to say it, but it's easier for most to hear it. You'd be surprised at the numbers of people who appreciate my blunt honesty. Otherwise, people spend their time wondering why.

Enough of my Dr. Phil moments. I think I shouldn't do that anymore!

haha tell her she is fat and thats why you don't want to be with her.

(DO NOT DO THAT)
hehe
SOooo tell us about this 'geek'

I'll think of something....
Erm... well she's a lass, dark brunette, about 5ft 8, brown eyes, half cast, geeky, glasses , Purty, and called Gina... has a rather wide mouth... a good thing I'd say lol erm... i dunno wot else to say XD lol

It's not the size of the mouth but how it's used

Yes, I continued the perversion of this thread

exactly Rev...

this is jesus in japan
can't remember my password =P
haha
holy crap i am in japan!

I thought it was Austria? Who am I confusing you with?

Jesus in Japan.... Sounds like an awesome movie...
How is it Jesus?