ROLE CALL

gotta have a role call.

well i am
IC
Bango Skank
the president of the free people of the better jesusland

OOC
i am sam
i'm 18
and in Australia

I am

IC:
President Vladimir Burte
President of the USSB
Single father of two kids!
from my presidential webpage:

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A 35year old ex-rebel leader, he planned the military coup from start to finish so that no blood would be shed. His plan worked and is now the President. He rules a new Socialist Government, fairly and gives everyone equality, he is more loved then most celebrities, and often tops polls of best looking men.

Age: 35

Hometown: Ashford, Burtilana County

Parents: Valdi and Anita Burte, Both Deceased

Siblings: 2 Brothers, Matthew Burte, 38, a leader of the elite BSF, and Vharnem Burte, 30, A world reknowned Scientist.

Status: Single

orrientation: straight

Children: Daughter, Lucinda, 18, and Son, Licrane, 16

Likes: Skiing, Filmmaking, Hunting, Charity work.

Dislikes: Capitalists, Hot weather.

Description: Medium Length Brown hair, a trimmed beard, blue eyes, and a face 'sculpted by angels' (according to Heat Bu, Burtilana's leading women's mag) 6'2'', big built, and muscular.

OOC:
Im Matt, or Burt, or Bert
18
Security Guard and Filmmaker
From good ol' Blighty!

IC:
Commrade GriffiN, General Secretary of the Central Commitee of the Communist Party, Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the People's Republic of Humankind Union.
Aged only 17, he started a big revolutionary movement, which finally took the power after 6 months of fights. A strong leader, he ordered to shoot every single politic of the governing at that time party, that did not accept to leave the country. Logically, no one was actually shot since all those political dinosaurs are too cowardous to stand for their "ideals", if we can call them like that. After his revolution succeeded, he started building up the education, believing in the only idea, that an educated people can educate it's own government. He is still the leader of Humankind Union, being now only 21 year old.

OOC:
I'm Kirill or GriffiN, or CommieGriffiN, I'm 17, born in the USSR, in Odessa, SSR of Ukraine. I live in Mexico since I was about 3 or 4 and speak natively spanish and russian. Student of International Relations. Social-democrat from deep inside.

IC:
Prime Minister Fenris Hachiman the 21st, leader of the Socialist Party S.U.S.D. (S.P.S.U.S.D).

Unlike most countries, the socialist revolution was quite peaceful, it came from years of slow progress from the military state it used to be to the socialist haven it is now.

With Hachiman the 21st, the country has undergone massive reforms, including complete military disarmament, strict gun control, the end of military drafts, boosts in education, clean power sources, strict enviromental laws, and more civil rights.

All people under Hachiman the 21st enjoy free education, free health, low housing costs, very low energy costs, sprawling forests, lakes, mountins, etc, clean air, and cheap food in high quality. Depite the cuts in the police departments, crime is very low, and despite a population of over 2 billion, murder is almost unheard of.

Stormhold Dragonica's luxeries such as cars, however, are highly expensive due to strict business and production laws. Fenris counter acted this by increasing spending for Public Transportation and cleaner forms of travel. The price of cars in Dragonica is expected to plummet over the next 10 years due to low demand. Also, Dragonica gets 98% of energy from solor, wind, and hydro power plants, elimanating it's dependence of overseas oil.

Despite this, Dragonica exports almost no goods, and it's civilian taxes are well over 90%.

The Prime Minister hopes to decrease taxes over the next 20 years.

The great pumba of Revo:

An apparently elderly believer (late 20s) found a common soul in her workplace who helped her see she wasn't alone. After working through various issues, she solidified her Marxist beliefs despite the fear she would ultimately face in the US. Theoretically, an upcoming chapter in a book will demonstrate the pros and cons of a communist system, which ultimately led the author to believe socialism is the respectable answer.

The great pumba of Revo loves that there is a 100% tax rate because the government can take care of everyone equally, and no one has a reason to show off. Lavish behavior is disgusting. Apparently, a huge snarl can be seen when walking through Las Vegas. When pointed out, the great pumba merely replied, "Do you know what good you could do with that money?"

One by one, Revo tries to explain why her beliefs are the way they are and why people shouldn't believe what is taught in schools. As much as it is wrong, the Cold War does still exist in most schools...If the book ever does get published, everyone she knows will receive a copy...

The Sovreign Dominator of Kalashnivoka!!

When the young, nameless boy was born, Kalashnivoka was a small, weak nation. Its government had been broken in World War II, and the Cold War had kept it from recovering from this. The once-proud Kalashnivoka was now reduced to anarchy, with Capitalist sweatshops and gangs of bandits the only form of order.

The young boy saw this was wrong, and swore to bring it to an end. There was a sweatshop in his village, so he killed the owners and distributed their food to his fellow Kalashnivokans. A group of bandits came near, so he killed them to the last man and gave their stolen riches to the surrounding villages. He saw to it that those that needed, received, while those that took more than their share, and those that invaded his land to exploit his people were struck down.

By the age of 21, the boy without a name had every Kalashnivokan in his ward. He cared for the smallest citizen, for he himself was just a nameless orphan. He swore to care for Kalashnivoka, and all Kalashnivoka swore to stand by him. They gave all they had up to him, for they all knew that he gave it back in equal measure. They knew he kept none for himself. The broken nation of Kalashnivoka, was now once again great!!

The boy may have been born without a name, but now to his people he had earned one. He was their Sovreign Dominator, and while they gave so much to him they knew that truly, he was their servant.

Kalashnivoka, did you ever play Gindis Games?

Never heard of it, I'm sorry.

By the way, I think it's probably important for me to note that kalashnivoka has come a long way from murdering bandits and rich foreigners. While it does have a lot of focus on military strength and law and order, public healthcare, social security and education are equally high on the agenda.

The homeless and the uneducated are a myth in Kalashnivoka. The lack of crime doesn't just reflect a capable legal system and police force, but also a people with no need or desire to steal.

Okay, sorry about that. There was someone I knew with a name similar to yours.

More information at the links in my signature, but IC there are basically two characters:

- Queen Magnolia, the much-beloved and reclusive young queen of Hyacinthisa

- Lady Wisteria, the Queen's representative in all official political business


Then there's me: you can call me L, and that's about all from me.

Another female?

Burtilana wrote:

Another female?

make that two more, chief.


& i like your wikipages, l.

i liked them so much, i made some myself!

country:
the boozin' community of potomania

characters:
mab, international delegate
dez mashaka, communications delegate

We have our darling Rev and the mysterious Hya and the Boisterous Poto
wow
our family is growing! =D
Don't forget to mention your IRL stuff

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A happy Potomanian child stops for groceries on the way home from school.

Haha class!! That looks like Tesco...

haha yeah who are you guys really? lol hehe Poto and Hya, sounds like a couple of Jap girls

I could actually be a fat man in my 50s for all you know. Isn't that part of the fun?

I'll never put my pic or name up here for the reasons mentioned in the conversation about the Counterterrorism Proposal (granted, I do hope my country's spies are a bit higher tech and could still find me), but I am what I say I am. And, I walk to work, so I'm not fat... Unfortunately, I do like beer, so...

jesus_h_christ89@hotmail. wrote:

Don't forget to mention your IRL stuff

i'm pao. howdy!

Burtilana wrote:

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A happy Potomanian child stops for groceries on the way home from school.

Haha class!! That looks like Tesco...

that picture & its caption are totally my favorite part of the wikipage.

hehe, Ive seen your wiki thrice already, just for that!
I like tellig my countries spies where I am, then timing them!

My countries spies are so dud they watched ppl who wore red shirts to work more than twice a week haha =D
Pao?

Haha thats easier, I guess!

jesus_h_christ89@hotmail. wrote:

Pao?

yessssssssssssssss?


a ha! i'd be safe in your country, since i hardly ever wear red. sneaky, sneaky!

ooo shes sneaky! a bit of counter-espionage going on there! I like it!

thanks. i try.

Don't you know that women are better at being sneaky? You should expect that we are. We don't have to lie, just trick you.

preach it, revo!